IT holidays.
I feel hardcore....
Always hardcore!.
Scooter.
Ever since his childhood and adolescence we expect from the summer of something special and unusual, to get rid of the dull routine of life, I want to return to that magical feeling that is for every child triumphant word ...
But for the adult summer - is the traditional Holiday. A holiday, as everyone knows, is the best time to return to life tastes, but IT shnik the taste (as well as 32-bit color and size to 19 inches) is a special, different from all the people. So, you finally broke out of office! .
Most importantly - it is far away from the computer. It should again sit down at him ... In the morning you wake up, climb up to check the mail - so the whole holiday and fly. Down with the cursed piece of iron and forth on the nature, in the village!.
Assemble everything you need, do not forget the suitcase with the charge and go to the first train!.
But what to do in the countryside - that's the question! .
mushrooms.
Well, first we must go for mushrooms. Mushrooms are growing everywhere, they are tasty and healthy (this is to remind those who only uses the mushrooms in the form of a solution of the bouillon cubes and. condiments to crackers). But as in any business, mushroom hunting is a nuance, without realizing that you can not start.
First of all, mushrooms are edible and inedible. Unfortunately, labeling, and even a bar code on mushrooms is not provided, so the problem of identification of fungi is not as simple as it seems - in central Russia has 190 species of edible mushrooms and several thousand non-edible. Usually it is solved with the help of outsourcing - the old lady invited expert, and that sort on the basis of edible mushrooms. But the real IT outsourcing shnik do not enjoy, they make themselves. For an independent analysis of fungal problems, you can use an illustrated guide ... Pelevin. Of course, wear it with a dvadtsatitomnik uncomfortable, it's time to take advantage of information technology - the scanned directory is just fit on a gigabyte flash drive into your new Pocket PC. Even if the fungus is difficult and will fall, it will be possible to always take pictures of their digital cameras and. GPRS. Learn to send experts from the community, ... ( not to be confused with the community, ...
Of course, we can not forget. GPS. - Without this device mushroom hunting is a very dangerous occupation, as the risk of getting lost in the wilds of the taiga surrounding your holiday village is very high.
If mushroom hunting is successful, then we can move on to fishing.
fishing.
Fish is much more mobile mushrooms, so fishing is much more complex exercise than picking mushrooms. Outsourcing in fishing uncommon, and to hire an expert fisherman in his team would be too expensive: you make digging worms. will be put on the worst place to be a whisper yell ... Even if you manage to catch, and some fish, it must obzovut small bream and tell the story of 20- pound pike ( those who read ...
But do not be upset: the man, armed with the power of information technology on the shoulder any fish hunting... well, that is, fishing.
First of all, it is necessary to analyze the traditional fishing - T. e. When a man sits with a fishing rod and looking at the float, waiting for the ... Performing a simple statistical analysis, we can see that the probability of catching fish increases linearly with the number of rods, so some fishermen put 2 or even 3 rods. The problem is that watch a lot of hard rods,. therefore, more than 3 anglers fishing rods do not make, for fear of strabismus.
Here come to the aid of information technology opportunities. Set each trap to. Wi. -. Fi. card, single-chip controller and servo drive (well, to strike ). On the basis of the usual point of access ( there is no wall, the range increases sharply ), expand the wireless network. Of course, we need a server - it is quite suitable replacement laptop, the main battery supply enhanced.
Expanding the database on it (no,. Oracle. is not needed, even taking into account the number of juvenile fish are too small) and quickly cooked up a simple graphical interface you get a powerful, scalable control fishing (RMS ), and in real time on the screen of his laptop watching the whole process. Using RMS, you can catch a couple of hours as many fish that the so-called experts simply hanged himself with envy!.
To optimize the process, you can use sonar and. GPS. - Scan sonar waters, make up the depth map based on coordinates given out. GPS. And then load it into the navigation system of your boat (hint: if your boat is no navigation system, it can be built on the basis of. GPS. , And two laptop. USB. - motors ). After that, the robot -boat floating on a given route, and catches from the pool of som. Of course, the collected depth maps showing productivity ( rybnosti ) of the study sites can and should be released to the web and organize some cool LJ community like ...
Electronic Russia.
After performing the norms of mushroom soup, and a week of use you move away from the office of horrors and willy-nilly look around. Forest, fields, birds singing, cows mooing. But computers do not have.... It should also help local residents to join in progress. It is not necessary to purchase an ultra-modern techniques and generally fall into the cost ( especially since the budget has already been undermined by the introduction of fishing management system ). To start dig in my closet and pull out the light of day a pack of 486- x motherboard and graphics card. Matrox. ( 2MB of VRAM!), Then visit their friends and exchange system administrators at the village pervach the contents of their dusty closets. From the iron can be easily assembled to collect a dozen or two computers and a couple of servers, which could bring to the ecstasy of any IT shnik say in the year 95-96. Put on the whole thing. Linux. (must be at once to teach users the correct software), probroste grid and start to train local troops.
Of course, people in rural areas is strongly interested in alcohol, but Internet addiction is also a good alternative to alcohol and the brain acts as good - if it is popular to explain, the people behind you will be pulled.
Gather all those wishing to join the Internet in the country club, turn off the light, and a 90- column is empty cotton leaves and the soothing sound of babbling brook. Then, wearing a suit bear, go back and loudly into the microphone ZAOr ...
Conduct outreach with the moderators, that they will bypass all the grandmothers in the village and teach them to use ICQ, chat in the forums and flood.
By the end of the holiday village will be the first Web 2. 0 startup, two portal and its peer-. Returning to work, you look at the pale fellow with a black eye and say, ... Let's send me your URL - order online and place in advance, relax! ...
