Friday № 15 - Who are the programmers

I think the new year still need to resume the publication of excerpts from the book of programmer zhituhu.

Who are the programmers.

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Over the past 25 years in Russia (I think, like in Ukraine, Kazakhstan and other ... From the time described Strugatsky unique programmer -mathematician who solved a serious global problem with sorcerers and magicians, it's been almost half a century since the first PC and Fidonet - 20 years, and now the programmer no longer seems to be exotic, and ...

Many people working in IT, do not like the word ... Dr.. ... Needless to say, the word ... But this is a generalization, and truth - almost every one of us has come a long way and spent time as a collector of the computer ( at least his!), And of course, combined the roles and analyst and tester and supporter, and sysadmin.

Of course, things do not look particularly good in this mixing duties, which took place (and often are ) mainly either from ignorance of IT bosses, employer, or from poverty. Just come to you people, and said - ... And we decided, without thinking about the roles, processes, and allocation of responsibilities. Often it was bloody hard, often impossible, and while overcoming the difficulties of quickly bored, and this was a certain amount of romance.

In fact, we now have a huge army of universal specialists (estimates vary from 0. 5 to 2 million people), whose representatives. is at each facility. Almost all of these people can understand each other when they met to find common ground, share jokes, just as to understand each other this past military service, with its kinky reality.

Name? .

And how would you call the 2 million people? .

The army asked, ... All the more necessary to have a name, that life goes on in IT is much longer than the standard army -life.

Many people insist on using the term ...

And most importantly - recognition of the term ... Yes, it is unpleasant when the architect of a 5 million lines of which ... In the end, with the boss for that matter you can even iff needs to shake some hidden bonus for updating configurations of mental development or trite to convince to buy a new laptop around the department.

And with respect to a particular book is hard to find a term that could be operated as simple and intuitive. Therefore, hereafter I will refer to you, dear colleagues, as a programmer, and I will be a way to call that there was no one hurt.

Programmers are different, blue, white and red?.

Of course, programmers are all different. There is no community of 2 million people, where all people would be the same ( small Chinese cities do not count). We are different in age, knowledge, positions, positions and place of residence - as well as people of all other occupations. But unlike them, we 're all the same, so use the same algorithmic principles.

Of course, one could argue in that spirit that the janitors also use the same shovel, but. spiritual community, they do not form.

to be continued.

The president and first lady of Belarus

Romanchuk fulfilled ... Yaroslav Romanchuk, who was United Civil Party has chosen its candidate for president, decided to marry, saying that a family man more attractive to voters.

Skromnyaga without complexes.

The candidate from the UCP has given a frank interview with the newspaper ...

- Well, the party said: ...

- Understand correctly, it was not mandatory to implement the recommendation, but rather a friendly desire to peer. Simply, there are many people who think that a bachelor presidential candidate - is worse than a married. And that married cause more confidence in the electorate. But for me the presidential campaign is no reason to radically change something in your life. Getting married on the instructions of the party I'm not ready. And then, for me a stamp in the passport is not really so important....

- What do you think, why not all Belarusians ready to see as president, a bachelor? .

- In my opinion, our society is capable of all. But in the party believe that marriage would give me more votes. And I doubt that's....

- And that's right. In Belarus, a lot of single women. Each of these can introduce you to close and....

- Here I am about this. But my approach to the fairer sex many troubling, even frightening. For example, I do not want my wife cooked me soup and bring slippers. I do not want to impose their point of view. The concept of equality between men and women is actually very difficult to realize in Belarus. A very large part of the fair sex in our society believes that it is necessary to obey her husband. For me it is boring and uninteresting.

- Do you like to give power?.

- I did a rare tipchik... With my sense of freedom, independence and autonomy to be under the heel is simply unacceptable! . I do not want a spouse controlled every element of my life. Do not want to be called ten times a day and asked, ... I believe that a person must first of all fully engaged in a. It should care about their work, work. I'm a fan of the concept of ... When people come together and in their relations stop at the stage when all comfortable. And when I start to get into someone's world, when, instead of imposing the agreement begins, there are conflicts....

- Now, needless to ask how you managed to stay up to 44 years, bachelor. You have just reasoned habit not to marry.

- No, just the beginning, I would like how to get on their feet. In fact, the family - it is a matter of great responsibility. And when there is an urgent need to have children....

- Children may appear out of wedlock....

- I know. But it is better to marriage. I think that for the full child-rearing needs and mom and dad. And in my hierarchy of values, the children - an absolute priority. At least 18 years old parents must devote himself to a child.

- Illegitimate children, if nothing is confusing, do you not?.

- No, no, you crazy! . So far for me, every book that I wrote - as a child.

- I suppose relatives already tortured lecturing on the topic of marriage?.

- I have an older brother, who has two children. So my parents had to throw my love. But still, when I come, always listen to jokes about marriage. But still waving, saying that work, busy all the time, who else I will not tolerate this?.

There have been situations where ... They promised mountains of gold....

- Well, you yourself to someone offered her hand and heart?.

- Marriage - a delicate matter... Some marry just because something in their life is not enough. Friendship, partnership, clean the house, delicious cooked meals. I am in this sense is completely satisfied. Master's decisive questions is simple - there are people who help me to stay home. I do not get this to a refrigerator was empty and the house was not a soup. To take a wife in order to solve everyday problems - it is humiliating. And especially for women. Only for dating - very narrow, there are many other ways to satisfy their desires and fantasies.

- Now on the ONT is the show ... How do you feel about such projects? .

- There has never looked. And do not imagine a party to such a transfer. That to me is unacceptable as well as acquaintance on the street or on the internet. I have no lack of acquaintances - in different areas in different countries. Therefore, deliberately go to a show to pick one girl out of three... Well, this is ridiculous!.

- And if you liked the street girl, you did not give her flowers?.

- Never. I shy by nature.

- Maybe it's complex?.

- I have no complexes. I can speak on any topic, and do whatever I like. The only criterion for me - voluntary. If we agree to do something together, no matter who thought it was abnormal, immoral, antisocial, it does not matter.
An Ideal Husband?.

- Yaroslav, some suggest that if a miracle happens and you become president, the first decree will be signed by you, not about economics but about polygamy....

- ( Laughs. ) In my opinion, the state should not interfere in the relationship between man and woman. This is a personal choice. So I would not interfere in family affairs. And if I was to impose their point of view, it is likely that would ban smoking and alcohol. I did not drink or smoke. And never in my life have not tried.

- And there were no temptations?.

- When they tell me: do you have to try everything, it's a new sensation, I immediately replied: ...

- Are you a fan of group sex?.

- No. And the experience was not. For me, this option is excluded from the men - willingly in such things do not participate. But the lady's version of the theory admit. The main thing that all stakeholders were in agreement.

- Evil tongues say that there have been times when you have almost every week there is a new girl....

- They lie. Although... It depends on what to keep in mind. Dating can be even more. But not everyone ends up as just a bed!.

- Do you want to say that sex after a first date - not your choice?.

- Everything depends on the person. With one possible approach, and one hour, and the other for a year and did not get to the core. Compatibility of objectives requires the format of relations. But if a girl says she wants to live a lifetime with you, and agrees to bed an hour after they met, there is clearly something wrong....

- Well-known actor Andrei Sokolov, who, incidentally, recently married, in an interview said: ...

- Variety of my life missing. A person can have fun in five areas: work, leisure, communication, art and sex.

- And which one are you most excelled?.

- Works for me - an absolute priority. I'm a workaholic. By the way, the project ...

- Do you think you 'll be a good husband?.

- Absolutely. In my opinion, the perfect husband - a man who respects himself and his wife does for her is the same as that for a.

- I have a friend, who immediately broke up with a guy because he had sex after coffee just for yourself. She is enraged. But he did not understand what happened....

- No problem for me to cook tea, bring slippers, massage, make, put to sleep when tired. This is not a sacrifice, but just my imagination that I have a loved one to do well. As a friend, you know? . A wife should be the other.
Prostitution - to legalize.

- What do you think about the legalization of prostitution in Belarus?.

- This is the only effective way to protect the rights of women who for various reasons, took the path of trade body. So did the Austrians, Swiss, Australians, Germans. A whole system of control and streamlining of the market, it works. Legalization of prostitution eliminates the lack of control over sexually transmitted diseases, plus brings money into the budget. In general, a continuous positive.

- Do you ever practiced sex for money?.

- But why? . And if you can do something qualitatively, for you will always be a demand.

- Modest, but... Do you remember your first sexual experience?.

- I did not even really did not understand what happened.

- Name of famous women, who seem to be your sex?.

- For me, the charm of Zinaida Bondarenko can not compare with anything else. It's not even sexy, and kind... It is a sublimely feminine... I love to admire such people. Of the artists I really like Gianna Triplhorn - its type. I like not vulgar, not bright beauty. Not Marilyn Monroe, in a word.

- And which of our public men, and the opposition consider sexy?.

- By and large this is a type of asexual... So, big politics, the vertical element of eroticism kills, some sensuality.

- What about Yulia Tymoshenko?.

- I do not think her sexual. Sexuality is read by the eyes - the eyes rarely lie. Yes, she's attractive, but... There are women who use men to get them some dividends. And sex for them - not pleasure, but a tool, a way to get something.

In my experience, there have been instances when a girl is beautiful, elegant, graceful, and begin to talk to her... And all the emptiness. As the robot. However, maybe this is just a mask, and I had to dig a little deeper....

- The ONT has recently appeared presenter Sasha Pavlov's not ashamed of his sexuality. In your opinion, should such leading more?.

- Can not imagine of whom you speak. I watch only the news. In the newscasts, in my opinion, sex is not the leading.
It is better left than the Communists.

- You have been due to the married ladies?.

- No. For me, this fundamental point. I have many friends among the beautiful women. And the conflict with their husbands are not there.

- Could you forgive infidelity favorite?.

- Check in: sex on the side or treason? . By the way, some men with unbalanced mind is already considered a betrayal of what a woman buying a vibrator.

- Do you like toys to react calmly?.

- If it helps you to relax, to get maximum enjoyment - yes. I support the idea that the person has disposed of his body. Not thinking about what the neighbors say, work colleagues....

- Good sex helps you work?.

- Without a good sex life boring.

- Your attention soon take possession of blonde or brunette?.

- Now it does not matter. I'm attracted to well-groomed woman with intelligent eyes. Although in my youth I liked blondes.

- You're comparing women in their sexual information?.

- It's not like carpaccio, prepared in five different versions. They all - completely different dishes. Different emotions, different feelings... It is absolutely incomparable things.

- For what reasons do you most often parted with loved ones?.

- Incompatibility of life plans. If she wants to leave, and I - to stay. She needed that I was at home in the evening, and I need to go.

- Suffers greatly when a love affair ends?.

- Not a very pleasant feeling at first. In the air kind of disorder, do anything not want to be distracted by nonsense... First time in a very sore, but I quickly turned their attention to something else. In such cases, the important thing is that there was no sense of ownership. As a rule, with most of the girls we stay friends. Simply move the relationship into a new format.

- Do you believe in love until death, without cheating?.

- I believe. And if I get married, it will be a long-term project.
The bad economist - does not mean a bad lover.

- The other day was surprised to read that your same age - a famous actor Daniel Craig, who headed the rankings of the sexiest actors of the world, recorded in gay men. How do you feel about people with different sexual orientations?.

- This is a private matter. Accept or not accept, display or exhibit... I think that discrimination against people on grounds of their sexual orientation is unacceptable. The European approach to this in Europe - tolerance. And there has long been the topic is not discussed.

You see, I am very cautious about the fact that some things called the norm. The norm for me - a relationship between two people. If they are comfortable and nicely together - on health.

- A Belarusian businessman, in an interview about his personal life he said: ... If he defends himself only, it polmuzhchiny. Or a person with male sexual characteristics ... Who in the last years defending you?.

- I have parents, friends. I always have to care about someone and someone to protect.

- How do you think of the opinion that almost all men are afraid of becoming poor and impotent?.

- Partially share. For me, the biggest fear - of losing health. Once I had a vision minus 8. I am using special exercises has restored it to minus 2. Imagine, I went 20 years in glasses! . And this has made no transactions. So the main thing - take care of themselves 24 hours a day.

Still afraid of going mad.

- What a man feels when a woman, even if in farewell, and angrily tells him that he was bad in bed?.

- You know, I talked many times about what a bad economist Romanchuk, because we do not charge now... It's all the emotions and words. If you believe in yourself, then you it does not hurt.

- You read men's magazines?.

- Sometimes Yes. Especially when traveling.

- How do feel about the TV series ...

- Do not believe it: no one in the life of the series did not really look. No, I 'm lying. I watched the ... I love historical movies. At the time, translated from the Polish film directors known Polish. I like very much Vaida.
The wedding will not be loud.

- Those who are close to you know, predict what your current novel, surely grow into a marriage. If so, then the wedding will be a lush?.

- In no case. I am not a supporter of the grand celebrations, when going to 200 people and all the booze turns into a banal....

Why?.

- Slava, do not restrain myself and still am going to ask a question of policy. Explain to me as a blonde, why are you going for the presidency? .

- For me, this is another opportunity for self-realization. It's a way to marry half the population of Belarus. Such a mutually beneficial marriage. I'm going to get wild pleasure from what I can do for people. And the people - to enjoy a comfortable life.

Belarus today - as an inexperienced bride, who do not fully represent what might be a good husband. She thinks that just rude and authoritarian who can not forgive. And I think that might be different. The model I want to introduce people to.

There are people who are accustomed to life there is only Olivier, and fried potatoes. And I want to offer them carpaccio, sushi, lobster, foie gras, and many other goodies. Understand?.

- And you really believe that you can?.

- And why not? . Our people are mostly pessimistic, they can forgive me, sgovnyat anything. And I am by nature an optimist. And I believe that everything will turn out. Because for me, the presidential election - is not eat for one night, a serious relationship. I want to marry....

non-sensitive data.

Yaroslav Romanchuk.

Height - 178 cm.

Weight - 80 kg.

Eye color - blue-green.

Shoe size - 41-42.

The average income per month - $ 400.

Religion - Roman Catholic.

Bride for a candidate.

As learned, ... And after some hesitation, he decided to present their chosen one, you call Alesya.

Yaroslav Romanchuk: ... A man who loves to work, loves freedom. And loves me! . This is the basis for a good and harmonious partnership in life ...

It was found that married Yaroslav of Alesya planned some time ago, but circumstances prevented sad: his father died in January Romanchuk, and the wedding has been postponed.

However, that Ales is always to accompany him during the election campaign, Romanchuk not sure.

Yaroslav Romanchuk: ... It's not a job - to be close to a politician. Therefore it is necessary to make it work and getting on their feet - this is for her ground ...

According to the UCP leader Anatol Lyabedzka, Yaroslav fiancee is not a member of the party. But he expressed confidence that this ...



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